Santa’s Thoughts on Lawyers: A Definitive Guide
Ah, the age-old question. Are lawyers naughty or nice? Does Santa even like attorneys? As a kid growing up among lawyers, you can say that my childhood was full of legalese – a lot more than your average playdate conversation! And with Mom also being an attorney (seriously- double trouble!), I’m basically left guessing every year with no clues in sight – do I even have to bother buying something? Don’t worry Ma, you’ll be fine…
So, let’s take a closer look at what St. Nick has to say about lawyers and see if we can get some answers!
Let us start by looking at what sources tell us about Santa’s opinion of lawyers. For instance, according to one source, “Santa has been known to put a lump of coal in lawyers’ stockings on Christmas morning — but only if they haven’t been good throughout the year. Otherwise, he usually leaves them alone.” This certainly seems to imply that Santa takes an individual approach when it comes to his opinion of attorneys.
Another source notes that “Santa likes when attorneys do their job well and help people solve disputes without getting into messy court battles. He also appreciates when attorneys use their skills for pro bono work and provide legal aid to those who need it most. It is this kind of selflessness that puts them firmly on the ‘nice list.” Indeed, Santa is no stranger to gratitude — especially when it comes from those who are helping others!
Finally, one more source notes that “Santa loves it when attorneys have a sense of humor and don’t take themselves too seriously…He loves seeing people laugh and smile. After all, why should the holidays be so serious? If you can bring joy into the world through your work as an attorney this holiday season, then Santa will surely appreciate it!” So there you have it — Santa loves humor just as much as he loves kindness!
In conclusion, whether or not lawyers make it onto Santa’s Nice List really depends on how they act throughout the year and how much good they do for others during the holiday season. If you want to make sure you make a great impression on St. Nick this year, be sure to show your generosity in any way possible and don’t forget to let your sense of humor shine! 💥 That way you can guarantee yourself a spot on his Nice List this Christmas!
Author: Sal Aniano
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